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Joke Jokes

Loyal Member, Zero Visits

I've paid for a gym membership for three years and never gone once.

By Chuckles

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Local Hero Completes Three Crunches, Declares Abs 'Basically Done'

A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: The following is an entirely made-up, satirical story. Any resemblance to your own Tuesday is purely coincidental, though probably accurate. In a feat of athletic endurance that fitness experts are calling technically a thing that happened, fictional local man Darren Pluffet completed three full crunches on his livi…

By Chuckles

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Article Clean Humor

Your Knees Are Now Just Rice Krispies: 10 Harsh Realities of Aging According to Eddie Griffin

There comes a moment in every person life when you realize that your body is no longer a temple, but rather a fixer-upper with a questionable foundation and a roof that leaks every time it rains. Comedian Eddie Griffin recently reminded us that aging is not a graceful slide into wisdom; it is a violent tumble down a flight of stairs while holding a bowl o…

By LaughParty

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Joke Jokes

The Stationary Bike Commute

I’ve been training on a stationary bike for three hours every morning to prepare for my new job, but I’m starting to think the HR department lied to me.