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Gym Membership Enjoys a Quiet Retirement

My gym membership has been so loyal this year. It shows up on my bank statement every single month.

Iron Pumpkin Gym Survives Halloween Leg Day, Mostly

A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: Every event below is invented, much like the workout plan you swore you'd start in September. Each October 31st, most of humanity celebrates with candy, costumes and questionable decorative skeletons. A small, determined group celebrates with leg day. At the entirely fictional Iron Pumpkin Fitness Center, staff brac…

Loyal Member, Zero Visits

I've paid for a gym membership for three years and never gone once.

Local Hero Completes Three Crunches, Declares Abs 'Basically Done'

A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: The following is an entirely made-up, satirical story. Any resemblance to your own Tuesday is purely coincidental, though probably accurate. In a feat of athletic endurance that fitness experts are calling technically a thing that happened, fictional local man Darren Pluffet completed three full crunches on his livi…

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The Stationary Bike Commute

I’ve been training on a stationary bike for three hours every morning to prepare for my new job, but I’m starting to think the HR department lied to me.

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