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The Mayweather Check

If you're reading this...

The Silent Plumber

What did the cold pipe say to the hot pipe?

Elevator Comedy

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Musical Distance

I'm selling my Theremin.

Melon Matrimony

Why couldn't the two melons get married?

A High-Pressure Encounter

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isobar.

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Typing Speed

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Fast fingers. Funny phrases.

Race the clock while typing words that make you smile.

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The Unwelcoming Host

An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.

The Cat Owner's Guide

Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles?

Elephant Envy

What did the elephant say to the man?

Sean Connery at Wimbledon

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Marriage Advice

You want to know what marriage is like?

Bathroom Literature

My favorite book to read on the toilet is "The Shining."

Math Forum

Q: What is a 'forum'?

Elevated Wisdom

Confucius say . . . .

Short Party Problems

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

Family of Magicians

I come from a family of failed magicians

Pizza Pride

Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box?

A Reservation Issue

My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK.

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Flashback Memory

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Wait... which tile was next?

Watch the sequence, then tap it back in the same order.

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Scientific Undergarments

What brand of underwear do scientists wear?

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