A Reservation Issue
My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK.
I don't think we could have stayed anyway, we didn't have a reservation.
My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK.
I don't think we could have stayed anyway, we didn't have a reservation.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Committed. Committed who?
I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.
My friend asked me if I felt like I was getting older, so I told him I’m starting to feel like a rare, historical artifact.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
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