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I wish my wife was better in bed.

<sighs> <disables autocorrect>

Swimmers and Light Bulbs Don't Mix

How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review

Knock knock. Who's there? Dinner. Dinner who?

The Scientific Snack

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Modern Tragedy

It's all fun and games

Musical Philanthropy

What band's fanbase is the most charitable?

The Pear Pay Rise

I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. "What's this for?" He asked. "A pay rise." I replied.

The Traveling Fruit

Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old's lunch

Vampire Real Estate

Where does Dracula live?

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Crossword

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A little clue. A big aha!

Crack clever comedy clues, one square at a time.

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Tech Virus

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

The Bar Brawl

A man walks into a bar...

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Minesweeper

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Small squares. Big suspense.

Read the numbers. Flag the mines. Trust your logic.

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Barnyard Bust

The cops did a high-risk raid on a drug operation located at a barn

Wanted Status

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?

The Barista's Mysterious Mask

Why was the barista wearing a mask?

The Waiter's Logic

Patron: This bread is stale.

A Sight to Behold

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

Circus vs. Singles

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

What's brown and sticky?

What's brown and sticky? A Stick. What's brown, sticky and Yiddish?

Miraculous Makeovers

I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product,

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