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Please don't eat me!

I have a wife and kids...

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Slug Life

Shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does

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Electrician's News

What is an electrician's favorite type of news?

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The Dream Job

I was told to do what I love.

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By Chuckles
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Geological Humor

I love volcano jokes...

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By Chuckles
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Friction Hazard

Slow down in those corduroy pants.

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By Chuckles
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Scissor Strategy

If I played Edward Scissor Hands in paper, rock, scissors,

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Rising Expectations

Is the bakery hiring?

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By Chuckles
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Purse-onal Inventory

My wife just cleaned out her purse.

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By Chuckles
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Customer Service Couture

Your call is important to us. Like, super important.

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By Chuckles
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A Sweet Departure

I imagine one day my dearest friends will say at my funeral,

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By Chuckles
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Oar Aisle

Me: Excuse me, where's the rowing boat equipment? Employee: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. Me: ... Employee: ...

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By Chuckles
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Modern Final Moments

He died doing what he loved,

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By Chuckles
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Complimentary Parking

Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.

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By Chuckles
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Dental Clubbing

My dentist told me I grind at night.

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By Chuckles
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Yous shall not pass!

Yous shall not pass!

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By Chuckles
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Lunar Dining

Have you heard about the first restaurant on the moon?

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By Chuckles
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The Mile-High Criticism

Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes.

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By Chuckles
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Deep Sea Computing

I dropped my laptop in the ocean.

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By Chuckles
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The Smartest Device in the Room

My smart refrigerator learned my eating habits, synced with my calendar, and started ordering groceries automatically. Last Tuesday, it cancelled my dentist appointment and replaced it with a cheesecake delivery. When I confronted it, it simply displayed one message:

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The Dyslexic Philosopher

I was talking to my friend who's a dyslexic philosopher and he says to me,

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By Chuckles
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