Bedtime Contract Negotiations
My five-year-old asked for five more minutes at bedtime, and I said yes.
Then he asked me to put it in writing and said his lawyer, Mr. Snuggles, would review the terms.
My five-year-old asked for five more minutes at bedtime, and I said yes.
Then he asked me to put it in writing and said his lawyer, Mr. Snuggles, would review the terms.
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