The Snooze Button Treaty
My alarm clock and I have an understanding.
It pretends to wake me up, I pretend to get up, and my boss pretends to believe the traffic was terrible.
My alarm clock and I have an understanding.
It pretends to wake me up, I pretend to get up, and my boss pretends to believe the traffic was terrible.
I baked cookies for the new neighbors and left a note that said, "We've been expecting you."
Every fridge has a container labeled "Leftovers."
I let my husband handle the Halloween decorations on his own.
One person reads the instructions, tests each step, and double-checks the diagram.
I wore a one-legged pirate costume to a Halloween party and thought it was a great idea.
In this invented story, a beginner wizard shouts the levitation spell at a pile of wet socks.
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