The Snooze Button Treaty
My alarm clock and I have an understanding.
It pretends to wake me up, I pretend to get up, and my boss pretends to believe the traffic was terrible.
My alarm clock and I have an understanding.
It pretends to wake me up, I pretend to get up, and my boss pretends to believe the traffic was terrible.
My smart fridge started recommending healthy recipes.
My son made me a card that said "World's Okayest Dad."
My five-year-old asked for five more minutes at bedtime, and I said yes.
I bought a houseplant labeled 'impossible to kill.'
I've paid for a gym membership for three years and never gone once.
My dog finally finished obedience school.
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