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Goat Hits Snooze, Wakes Up to an Empty Pasture and Several Questions

A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented for laughs. No goats were harmed or fact-checked. Somewhere on a hillside that may or may not exist, a goat we will call Gerald opened one eye, then the other, then both again for good measure. The sun was high. The grass was quiet. And the forty-two goats who had been sleeping…