My Smart Speaker Now Sponsors Bedtime
I asked the smart speaker to play a soft lullaby so the baby would fall asleep.
Halfway through, it whispered, "This nap is brought to you by a mattress you can't afford."
I asked the smart speaker to play a soft lullaby so the baby would fall asleep.
Halfway through, it whispered, "This nap is brought to you by a mattress you can't afford."
I placed a single banana on the self-checkout scale.
In a totally made-up press conference, a house cat announced that the Amazon box in the living room is now an independent country.
My teacher promised I'd use algebra someday, so today I solved for X: the number of cookies I could eat before dinner without anyone noticing.
I asked an AI to help with my essay on honesty, and it gave me five excellent sources.
Every chess game, the rook sits in the corner for forty moves like a substitute teacher who wasn't given a lesson plan.
My brother's classic prank was sticking a note on my back that said 'Kick me.'
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