Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want!
Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!
Shady Puns
I just bought a new pair of sunglasses... So anytime I make a bad pun, I'm gonna put them on and
A Risky Search
Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling,
The Freedom Fund
"What's that?" A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff
The High-Five Rejection
Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: Nah, I'm good, but...
The Dating Round-Up
I was on a date. "How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..."
The Ghoulscorer
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?
The Amphibian Bartender
Me: waiter, do you have frog legs? Waiter: of course monsieur
A Grave Situation
What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?
RSVP Regrets
My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition
The Force of Giving
How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?