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The Dating Round-Up

By Chuckles Feb 14, 2026 40 views

I was on a date. "How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..."

I said, "Zero."

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