The Dating Round-Up
I was on a date. "How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..."
I said, "Zero."
I was on a date. "How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..."
I said, "Zero."
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
Why are there no eye doctors in the chain of Alaskan Islands?
My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.
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