The Dating Round-Up
I was on a date. "How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..."
I said, "Zero."
I was on a date. "How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..."
I said, "Zero."
My GPS calmly said, 'In 400 feet, make a U-turn.'
I bought a magic wand online, and it came with a 47-page terms of service.
I finally cleaned out my junk drawer and found three dead batteries and a key that opens nothing.
Our local ad agency made a thirty-second commercial for a stapler.
The self-checkout asked if I wanted to donate a dollar, and I pressed no.
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