Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
Accountability Starts at Birth
After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn't stop.
The Butcher's Blunder
The butcher's wife always messes up everyone's order.
Yahtzee
Let the good rolls roll.
Roll five dice. Pick your holds. Chase a great combo.
Play YahtzeeThe Acoustic Contraceptive
Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the "pull out" method
Shower Drama
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Search Engine Séance
I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby...
A Change of Currency
She was upset when I gave her 4 quarters rather than a dollar.
Shell-Shocked Performance Review
"Turtle Power" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year.
Wizarding Downhill
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?
Math Path
Take the scenic route to smart.
Choose a path through the numbers. Hit the target exactly.
Play Math PathThe Backseat Driver
Riding with Uber earlier.. The driver said, "I love my job, I am my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."
Weight Loss at the Racetrack
I lost 25 pounds. Just want to say I lost 25 pounds and I'm proud of myself.
I won't dessert you
I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...
Naming Rights
To the guy who named cotton candy: Yes! It looks just like it sounds. To the guy who named Milk Duds: