Accountability Starts at Birth
After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn't stop.
If they announced it at every birthday, we'd all be a lot skinnier.
After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn't stop.
If they announced it at every birthday, we'd all be a lot skinnier.
One person reads the instructions, tests each step, and double-checks the diagram.
I wore a one-legged pirate costume to a Halloween party and thought it was a great idea.
In this invented story, a beginner wizard shouts the levitation spell at a pile of wet socks.
In this invented tale, a houseplant ignored for a year was watered twice in one week.
I woke up next to an alien who said, 'Take me to your leader.'
Explore more ways to smile on LaughParty.
We use cookies for analytics and to show and measure personalized ads. Reject them and you still get the jokes, just with generic ads. Change your mind any time via "Cookie Choices" in the footer. Privacy Policy
Comments (0)
Log in or sign up to leave a comment.
No comments yet. Be the first to comment!