The Acoustic Contraceptive
Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the "pull out" method
where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you.
Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the "pull out" method
where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you.
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