The Backseat Driver
Riding with Uber earlier.. The driver said, "I love my job, I am my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."
Then I said, "Turn Left."
Riding with Uber earlier.. The driver said, "I love my job, I am my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."
Then I said, "Turn Left."
I finally opened my old laptop to clean it up and found 4,000 screenshots, 37 tabs of recipes, and one folder named 'Misc Final FINAL.'
I signed up for a seven-day free trial of a meditation app.
My robot vacuum spent an hour under the couch, and I got worried.
I tried to impress my Italian neighbor by using an idiom I learned from an app. I told him, with great confidence, that I had a pet ferret in my pocket.
At midnight, I told myself I'd only take a sliver of pie to even out the edge.
My gym membership has been so loyal this year. It shows up on my bank statement every single month.
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