Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
A boy met a girl
She: Every time u smile, I feel like inviting u to my place. He(smiling): Why thank u.. are u single?
Biblical Firefighters
Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?
The Snail's Joyride
What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?
The Bathroom Sonic Boom
I guess we should make them sound like a space shuttle is taking off during an a-bomb explosion.
The Lucky Hire
I am a hiring manager. Before I take a look at all the resumes, I throw the entire top half away.
Vocabulary Struggles
HER: your phone is exacerbating our problems. *i pick up my phone* HER: your behavior is untenable.
The Wooden Wonder
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis?
The Coin Swallowing Scale
Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER. Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes.
The Blonde Waitress
Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream please?
Open Door Policy
When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?