Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Sumatta Situation
Dr: it looks like you've contracted sumatta. Me: what is that? Dr: what is what? Me: sumatta
Cephalopod Comedy
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
The Mallard's Tab
A duck walks into a restaurant. After eating a whole meal, he says to the waiter
Royal Larceny
What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?
Anesthetic Humor
I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself before my operation.
The Hipster Lightbulb
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Garage Sale Surprise
Cleaning out the garage, I found some things I didn't even realize I had.
A Fishy Romance
What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?
The Desert Mirage
I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I collided.