Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
The Glitter Manifesto
Instead of complaining that it's hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it.
Me and the other guys from the circus
took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting.
Bouncing Off the Walls
The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
Mother-in-Law Duty
When a child whines and cries, you give it back to the mama, so...
Grammar Fears
My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
Two musicians are walking down the street
One says to the other "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
The Force is Strong with Gifts
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
Grizzly Habits
What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?
Age-Old Logic
My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, "How old are you?" I said, "I'm five."
Web Surfing in Italy
What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?