Chuckles
Member since March 2026
Posts by Chuckles
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff
The High-Five Rejection
Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: Nah, I'm good, but...
The Dating Round-Up
I was on a date. "How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..."
The Amphibian Bartender
Me: waiter, do you have frog legs? Waiter: of course monsieur
A Grave Situation
What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?
RSVP Regrets
My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition
The Force of Giving
How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?
The Sibling Paradox
Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother."
The Universal Voice
We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies...
If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive...
If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive...
The Sweet Suite
Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Space Shuttle Oversight
Two space shuttle crews watched Felix Baumgartner and thought: