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Philosopher Opens Escape Room With No Exit, Only Follow-Up Questions
A local philosophy teacher opened a Socrates-themed escape room.
My Robot Vacuum Has Discovered Comedy, and I Am Its Only Audience
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented for laughs. No real robots, owners, or houseplants were harmed or consulted. When I bought a robot vacuum, the box promised "smart navigation" and "adaptive learning." I assumed that meant it would learn where the couch was. I did not expect it to learn timing. It started small…
Bear Skips the Bestsellers, Checks Out the Honey Instead
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: This is a satirical take inspired by a headline about a bear, a library and a Winnie the Pooh celebration. Every character, quote and detail below is invented for laughs. Librarians in a fictional version of a mountain town are calling it the most on-theme heist in history. On the one day of the year dedicated to a…
Goat Hits Snooze, Wakes Up to an Empty Pasture and Several Questions
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented for laughs. No goats were harmed or fact-checked. Somewhere on a hillside that may or may not exist, a goat we will call Gerald opened one eye, then the other, then both again for good measure. The sun was high. The grass was quiet. And the forty-two goats who had been sleeping…
Man Answers Every Question With Total Accuracy, Leaves Auto Parts Store Empty-Handed
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: the following events are entirely made up, much like my understanding of transmissions. Gary Pemberton, 44, of the fictional town of Mildew Falls, walked into a neighborhood auto parts store on Tuesday with one simple goal. Three hours later, he walked out with a laminated certificate of participation, a free air fr…
Local Man Bravely Sips Macaroni Soda, Reports Seeing His Ancestors Shake Their Heads
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: The events, people and products in this article are invented for laughs. Any resemblance to an actual beverage is your fridge's problem, not ours. Humanity has achieved many things. We split the atom. We put a rover on Mars. We taught a phone to recognize our face even when we've just woken up looking like a startle…
Local Password '123456' Wins Lifetime Achievement Award, Refuses to Retire
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: This satirical piece was inspired by recent headlines about weak passwords. Every person, place, and event below is made up. In a glittering ceremony held entirely inside a dusty server closet, the password 123456 received the prestigious Golden Padlock for Lifetime Achievement. It has guarded countless accounts wit…
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Local Frog Launches Motivational Career, Refuses to Acknowledge It Is a Frog
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented, including the frog's business plan. Somewhere on the internet, a picture of a frog was posted with the caption 'motivative.' That's all we know. So naturally, we've imagined the frog's entire career as a life coach. Meet Gerald, a small green amphibian who sits on a lily pad w…
Oxford Comma Demands Raise, Cites Centuries of Unpaid Labor, Disrespect, and Being Ignored by AP Style
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the punctuation community, the Oxford Comma has formally submitted a request for a raise, citing "centuries of thankless labor, chronic underappreciation, and a hostile work environment." The irony of using itself in its own complaint was, according to sources, completely intentional. The request, delivered in a…
Local Man Joins Search Party, Becomes Its Most Wanted Member
A LaughParty comic take. LaughParty Comic Fiction: Everything below is made up. No real people, towns, or flashlights were harmed in the making of this story. The sleepy town of Puddleford Junction sprang into action Tuesday evening when word spread that Dale Wimbersnoot had vanished during the Puddleford Book Club's annual nature walk. Within the hour, f…
Comic Fiction: Local Cat Declares Cardboard Box a Sovereign Nation
In a totally made-up press conference, a house cat announced that the Amazon box in the living room is now an independent country.
Local AI Promises Total Randomness, Picks 17 for the 4,000th Time
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented, including the robot's feelings. In a breakthrough that has stunned absolutely no one who owns a calculator, a fictional chatbot named RandoMatic 9000 has been asked to pick a random number between 1 and 25 more than four thousand times. It has answered 17 every single time, wi…
Local Pet Opens Exclusive Eye Clinic for Stuffed Animals, Accepts No Insurance
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is fiction, invented purely for giggles. In a quiet living room somewhere between the couch and the radiator, a small furry professional named Babka has built a thriving private practice. His specialty is toy ophthalmology. His success rate is a perfect 100 percent, if success means every…
Local Man Outlasted by Automatic Door
In this entirely fictional report, a man spent ten minutes waving at an automatic door that refused to open.
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Pants Bandit Strikes Again: Suburb Clutches Its Gym Bags
A LaughParty comic take. LaughParty Comic Take: Everything below is made-up satire inspired by an odd online post. No real neighbors, burglars, or trousers were interviewed. Residents of the fictional suburb of Pickle Creek are locking their doors, their windows and, most urgently, their laundry hampers. A mysterious figure has been stealing one item and…
Local Man Discovers Neighbour's WiFi Has Its Own Zip Code
A LaughParty comic take. LaughParty Comic Fiction: The following is a made-up humor piece. Any resemblance to your actual neighbours' internet is purely coincidental and probably a sign you should upgrade. For three glorious years, Dave Pembleton believed he was living in the digital future. His home WiFi had four bars. Four! He named it "Pembleton Palace…
Local Plastic Goose Has More Outfits Than Entire Street
A LaughParty comic take. A comic take: the events and characters below are entirely made up. No actual geese, plastic or otherwise, were consulted. Every neighborhood has a celebrity. Some have a retired weatherman. Some have a guy who once sneezed on a game show. Ours has Gerald, a two-foot plastic goose who stands on the Hendersons' front porch and has…
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