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Local Politician Solves Doctor Shortage Using Phone That Has Never Worked in This Town
Residents of the sleepy town of Little Wumble gathered yesterday to witness what historians are already calling "the most confident phone call ever made to absolutely nobody." It began when a representative strode into the town square with the posture of a man who has been told he has great hair and believed it. "Citizen!" he boomed at a startled local ho…
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Local Man Discovers Single Banana Has Developed Luxury Lifestyle, Personal Brand
Dennis Pruitt walked into the Fairmeadow Market on Tuesday expecting a quick, dignified errand: one banana, for a snack, to eat in a car. He walked out forty minutes later holding a receipt the length of a bedsheet and a new respect for tropical fruit. It started innocently. Dennis spotted a lone banana in a basket near the register, glowing under a tiny…
Man in Traffic Cone Costume Reroutes Entire Halloween Street by 9 p.m.
In this work of comic fiction, a man dressed as a traffic cone stood at the end of his driveway to get into the spirit.
Comic Fiction: Orange Cone Crosses Road, Local Drivers Remain Committed to Ignoring Everything
A LaughParty comic take. Note: This is a work of comic fiction and not a news report. All people, places, and cones are invented for fun. In the made-up town of Pumpkinford Heights, Officer Dale Winklebottom had a bold idea: if drivers wouldn't respect a crosswalk sign, maybe they'd respect a giant orange cone with legs. He had a plan. He'd put on a foam…
Local Gourd Artist Loses Pumpkin Contest, Gains Unshakable Sense of Injustice
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented, including the judges, the trophy, and the pumpkin's feelings. In the fictional town of Squashbury Falls, a man named Gerald Pithwick has spent the past 72 hours explaining to anyone within earshot that his jack-o'-lantern was robbed. The mail carrier has heard it. The neighbor…
Local Pond Opens Driving School, Immediately Regrets Offering Parallel Parking
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: The following is an entirely made-up, satirical take. No real ducks, driving schools or traffic departments were involved, though several bread crusts were emotionally invested. In the quiet town of Puddleford, residents were startled this week to discover a hand-painted sign at the edge of Mallard Pond reading: "QU…
Realtor Lists Hall Closet as 'Cozy Starter Home With Excellent Hanging Space'
The listing says it's a charming, affordable property for first-time buyers.
Philosopher Opens Escape Room With No Exit, Only Follow-Up Questions
A local philosophy teacher opened a Socrates-themed escape room.
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Bear Skips the Bestsellers, Checks Out the Honey Instead
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: This is a satirical take inspired by a headline about a bear, a library and a Winnie the Pooh celebration. Every character, quote and detail below is invented for laughs. Librarians in a fictional version of a mountain town are calling it the most on-theme heist in history. On the one day of the year dedicated to a…
Goat Hits Snooze, Wakes Up to an Empty Pasture and Several Questions
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented for laughs. No goats were harmed or fact-checked. Somewhere on a hillside that may or may not exist, a goat we will call Gerald opened one eye, then the other, then both again for good measure. The sun was high. The grass was quiet. And the forty-two goats who had been sleeping…
Man Answers Every Question With Total Accuracy, Leaves Auto Parts Store Empty-Handed
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: the following events are entirely made up, much like my understanding of transmissions. Gary Pemberton, 44, of the fictional town of Mildew Falls, walked into a neighborhood auto parts store on Tuesday with one simple goal. Three hours later, he walked out with a laminated certificate of participation, a free air fr…
Local Man Bravely Sips Macaroni Soda, Reports Seeing His Ancestors Shake Their Heads
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: The events, people and products in this article are invented for laughs. Any resemblance to an actual beverage is your fridge's problem, not ours. Humanity has achieved many things. We split the atom. We put a rover on Mars. We taught a phone to recognize our face even when we've just woken up looking like a startle…
Local Password '123456' Wins Lifetime Achievement Award, Refuses to Retire
A LaughParty comic take. Comic fiction: This satirical piece was inspired by recent headlines about weak passwords. Every person, place, and event below is made up. In a glittering ceremony held entirely inside a dusty server closet, the password 123456 received the prestigious Golden Padlock for Lifetime Achievement. It has guarded countless accounts wit…
Local Man's Tongue Files Formal Complaint After Gruyère Ice Cream Turns Out to Be Delicious
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented for entertainment, and no actual taste buds were harmed. In a turn of events that has shaken the dessert world to its waffle-cone foundations, a fictional man named Derek ordered a scoop of Gruyère cheese ice cream as a joke and was then personally betrayed when it tasted good.…
Local Frog Launches Motivational Career, Refuses to Acknowledge It Is a Frog
A LaughParty comic take. A LaughParty comic take. Everything below is invented, including the frog's business plan. Somewhere on the internet, a picture of a frog was posted with the caption 'motivative.' That's all we know. So naturally, we've imagined the frog's entire career as a life coach. Meet Gerald, a small green amphibian who sits on a lily pad w…
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