Parenting
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Campaign Season at Home
My five-year-old is running for family president. Her platform is dessert first and optional bedtime.
Local Toddler Achieves Lifelong Dream of Becoming Middle Management at Chicken Coop Display
Sources close to the situation confirm that a small child has successfully infiltrated the display chicken coop at a farm supply store, and nobody has ever looked prouder of a breaking-and-entering. She was not there to buy anything. She was there for the vibe. Witnesses report that the child slipped away in the time it takes a parent to ask, "Do we need…
Local Preschooler Achieves Personal Best in Pork-Based Arithmetic (A Comic Take)
A LaughParty comic take. Comic take, not a news report: everything below is invented for fun. The family, the pig-related incidents, and the math professor are all fictional. In a kitchen that exists only in our imagination, a four-year-old named Juniper declared that lunch would be breakfast. Her parents, who had long ago learned that arguing with a pres…
Toddler Rejects Broccoli With Courtroom Precision
A toddler crosses her arms, studies the broccoli, and says, 'I object.'
Minesweeper
Small squares. Big suspense.
Read the numbers. Flag the mines. Trust your logic.
Play Minesweeper
Microwave Finishes Cooking, Begins Passive-Aggressive Follow-Up
My microwave beeps three times when my food is ready.
Cat Topples Block Tower, Calls It Urban Renewal
I spent an hour building a block tower with my kid, and the cat knocked it over in two seconds.
Bedtime Contract Negotiations
My five-year-old asked for five more minutes at bedtime, and I said yes.
My Smart Speaker Now Sponsors Bedtime
I asked the smart speaker to play a soft lullaby so the baby would fall asleep.
Tiles
Slide into a little victory.
Shuffle your way to order in the classic number puzzle.
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