Microwave Finishes Cooking, Begins Passive-Aggressive Follow-Up
My microwave beeps three times when my food is ready.
Then it beeps again a minute later, like a disappointed parent saying, I'm not mad, I'm just reheating.
My microwave beeps three times when my food is ready.
Then it beeps again a minute later, like a disappointed parent saying, I'm not mad, I'm just reheating.
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