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Equine Rejection

*tries to mount a horse*

Man choking

Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off*

Butcher's Blocked

I just failed my butcher's exam.

Van Gogh's Resolution

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to the new year?

Antique Anxiety

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!!

The Breakfast Clock

The quickest way to find out the time?

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Barn Raising Blues

Have you ever been to an Amish party?

Snack Time Symphony

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

Nautical Bragging

My best friend kept bragging about his expensive yacht.

Smurf Real Estate

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

Dietary Validation

Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me,

Horoscope Honesty

Gives up horoscopes for Lent, then caves and reads one.

The Unobservant Trio

Three blondes walk into a bar.

Physics Encouragement

What did the Physics professor say to the student?

Holiday Cricket

Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?

The Sober Surprise

We never knew he was always drunk...

Heavy Duty Towing

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Short and Sweet

Anyone remember the joke about the dwarf?

Marathon

Just won my first marathon.