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The Overachieving Garden Gnome Problem

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My neighbor bought a high-tech garden gnome equipped with AI and motion sensors to keep the rabbits away. I asked him how it was working out, and he looked absolutely exhausted.

He said, 'It’s terrible, every time I try to leave for work, it stands in front of my car and screams that I haven't reached my daily steps yet.'

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