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The Smart Home Security Paradox

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My new smart doorbell is so advanced that it sends a high-definition video alert to my phone every time a leaf blows across the porch, yet it somehow lacks the basic logic to realize I’m the one standing there in my underwear at 3:00 AM because I locked myself out.

It’s the only piece of technology that will provide a crisp, 4K recording of my total failure while refusing to actually let me into the house.

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