Search LaughParty

Search LaughParty

Found 703 results for "jokes"

The Cat Owner's Guide

Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles?

Math Forum

Q: What is a 'forum'?

Family of Magicians

I come from a family of failed magicians

Pizza Pride

Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box?

A Reservation Issue

My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK.

Scientific Undergarments

What brand of underwear do scientists wear?

The Magic Farm

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

What do grandparents smell like?

What do grandparents smell like?

I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.

Holy cow how did you survive?

New Pet

I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet.

Hat Humor

There are two hats on a hanger... The broken one says to the other:

Falling Down

I wrote a book about falling down the stairs, properly.

Farmyard Intelligence

What's the smartest animal on the farm?

The Eraser Philosophy

I named my eraser Confidence.

Condiment Confusion

For those who don't speak Spanish:

The High Stakes Laundry Negotiation

My wife asked why I was standing in the laundry room staring intensely at my favorite sweater for ten minutes without moving.

A Terminal Case of Confusion

I hate traveling. My wife asked me to book a flight that was 'truly unforgettable.' I managed to find a ticket with a twelve-hour layover in a tiny airport that only has one vending machine and a broken rocking chair.

The Wandering Nun

What do you call a nun sleep walking?

A Chilly Lineage

If Frieza is King Cold's son...

Digital Degree

Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix,

A Bird's Day in Court

Where do you find a murder of crows?