Video Game Logic Has Ruined My Respect for Barrels
In video games, I'll smash every pot in a stranger's house looking for spare coins.
In real life, I won't even check my own couch cushions, which is the only place I've ever actually found money.
In video games, I'll smash every pot in a stranger's house looking for spare coins.
In real life, I won't even check my own couch cushions, which is the only place I've ever actually found money.
Our post office still has a sign announcing its brand new hours. The paper is yellow, and the font is from another era.
I brought my entire game collection to the store to trade it in.
We performed a whole musical without any songs, just people dramatically announcing their feelings to a room.
In this entirely fictional report, a man spent ten minutes waving at an automatic door that refused to open.
The website said my password needed a capital letter, a number, a symbol and a haiku.
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