Video Game Logic Has Ruined My Respect for Barrels
In video games, I'll smash every pot in a stranger's house looking for spare coins.
In real life, I won't even check my own couch cushions, which is the only place I've ever actually found money.
In video games, I'll smash every pot in a stranger's house looking for spare coins.
In real life, I won't even check my own couch cushions, which is the only place I've ever actually found money.
In my house, nobody refills the ice cube tray. They just put it back in the freezer with one cube in it, like a participation trophy.
I've pressed the elevator's close-door button about four thousand times in my life.
I showed my barber a photo of the haircut I wanted.
My hamster ran eight miles on his wheel last night.
My toaster has settings from one to six, and I've tested them all.
The menu said the hot sauce was 'medium,' so I ordered it with confidence.
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