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Knock, Knock...

Who's there? Peas. Peas who?

The Russian Rush

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

The Laptop's Favorite Season

My laptop told me it was really looking forward to autumn this year. I asked why, and it said it had been waiting all year for the perfect opportunity.

A Heavy Situation

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

The Lazy Marksman

I should've been a sniper.

The Rushing Hearse

A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph...

Laundry Logistics

Thinking of getting another bed

Electronic Attraction

Why are TV's attracted to people?

A Heavy Musical Choice

Why do so many fishermen own banjos?

A Cross Savior

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

The Galactic Bowling League

The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim.

Connery's Court Time

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

A Flashy Memory

I hadn't seen it in a while, but at a concert last night I saw someone using a disposable camera...

The Betrayal of Muscle Memory

When you're young, your body just does things automatically, catch a falling object, jump over a puddle, sprint for the bus. It's incredible. Then somewhere around your late thirties, your body starts sending those same signals... but adds a tiny disclaimer at the end.

Pirate Recycling

Did you know that the idea of recycling actually came about from a group of pirates?

Visionary Humor

Why did the blind lady fall into the well?

Banking Assistance

There was an old lady at a ATM today, she asked me if I could help check her balance.

Foul Language

What country uses the most foul language?

Naked Fish

What do naked fish play with?

Training Day

I must be really good on the phone.