The Haircut I Described Was Not the Haircut I Got
I showed my barber a photo of the haircut I wanted.
He studied it carefully, nodded confidently, and gave me the haircut of the guy standing behind the guy in the photo.
I showed my barber a photo of the haircut I wanted.
He studied it carefully, nodded confidently, and gave me the haircut of the guy standing behind the guy in the photo.
In my house, nobody refills the ice cube tray. They just put it back in the freezer with one cube in it, like a participation trophy.
I've pressed the elevator's close-door button about four thousand times in my life.
My hamster ran eight miles on his wheel last night.
My toaster has settings from one to six, and I've tested them all.
The menu said the hot sauce was 'medium,' so I ordered it with confidence.
My new smart fridge sent me an alert at 2 a.m. saying the door was open.
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