The Close-Door Button Is Just a Placebo With Ambition
I've pressed the elevator's close-door button about four thousand times in my life.
It has never once worked, but it's the only part of my day where I feel like I'm in charge.
I've pressed the elevator's close-door button about four thousand times in my life.
It has never once worked, but it's the only part of my day where I feel like I'm in charge.
In my house, nobody refills the ice cube tray. They just put it back in the freezer with one cube in it, like a participation trophy.
I showed my barber a photo of the haircut I wanted.
My hamster ran eight miles on his wheel last night.
My toaster has settings from one to six, and I've tested them all.
The menu said the hot sauce was 'medium,' so I ordered it with confidence.
My new smart fridge sent me an alert at 2 a.m. saying the door was open.
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