Ice Cube Tray Diplomacy
In my house, nobody refills the ice cube tray. They just put it back in the freezer with one cube in it, like a participation trophy.
I've started calling it 'the last cube of resistance.'
In my house, nobody refills the ice cube tray. They just put it back in the freezer with one cube in it, like a participation trophy.
I've started calling it 'the last cube of resistance.'
I've pressed the elevator's close-door button about four thousand times in my life.
I showed my barber a photo of the haircut I wanted.
My hamster ran eight miles on his wheel last night.
My toaster has settings from one to six, and I've tested them all.
The menu said the hot sauce was 'medium,' so I ordered it with confidence.
My new smart fridge sent me an alert at 2 a.m. saying the door was open.
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