The Hamster Is Billing for Mileage
My hamster ran eight miles on his wheel last night.
This morning he woke up in the exact same place and asked to speak to HR about the commute.
My hamster ran eight miles on his wheel last night.
This morning he woke up in the exact same place and asked to speak to HR about the commute.
My toaster has settings from one to six, and I've tested them all.
The menu said the hot sauce was 'medium,' so I ordered it with confidence.
My new smart fridge sent me an alert at 2 a.m. saying the door was open.
I own six umbrellas, and every time it rains, all six are at someone else's house.
I wore a white shirt to a spaghetti dinner out of pure optimism.
My parrot has perfected the microwave beep so well that I now wander into the kitchen at 2 a.m.
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