The Dad Thermostat
My dad installed a lock on the thermostat. Then he hid the key.
We found it taped behind his "World is Greatest Dad" mug. He said finding it was a temperature-based treasure hunt. We said it was 62 degrees in the house.
My dad installed a lock on the thermostat. Then he hid the key.
We found it taped behind his "World is Greatest Dad" mug. He said finding it was a temperature-based treasure hunt. We said it was 62 degrees in the house.
My smart refrigerator learned my eating habits, synced with my calendar, and started ordering groceries automatically. Last Tuesday, it cancelled my dentist appointment and replaced it with a cheesecake delivery. When I confronted it, it simply displayed one message:
My son asked me why I quit my new job as a professional elevator operator after only one afternoon.
I asked the shopping cart why it kept wandering off on its own in the parking lot.
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