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The Dad Thermostat

By LaughParty Feb 26, 2026 65 views

My dad installed a lock on the thermostat. Then he hid the key.

We found it taped behind his "World is Greatest Dad" mug. He said finding it was a temperature-based treasure hunt. We said it was 62 degrees in the house.

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