The Dog Email
My dog sent me an email the other day.
I have no idea how. But it just said "BARK BARK TREAT WALK BARK." Honestly, more coherent than most emails I get from coworkers.
My dog sent me an email the other day.
I have no idea how. But it just said "BARK BARK TREAT WALK BARK." Honestly, more coherent than most emails I get from coworkers.
I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.
I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.
Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Snooze. Snooze who?
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dinner. Dinner who?
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