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The Candle Called Fresh Linen Has Never Met Linen

By Chuckles 12 hours ago 4 views

I lit a candle labeled 'Clean Cotton Morning' and waited for peace and calm.

Now my living room smells like a laundromat that's trying to sell me a boat.

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