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Local Man Cleverly Disguises Rejection by Dog as Elaborate Remote Control Search

A man in a modest living room achieved a new personal best in emotional damage control Tuesday evening, when his dog declined a paw-hold and the man responded by launching into the most convincing remote-control reach in the history of couch-based deception. "I wasn't hurt," said the man, to nobody, while holding a remote he had not wanted since 2019. "I…