My Headphones Paired With a Stranger's Car
My Bluetooth connected to a car outside my window this morning.
Now a man named Greg is driving to work listening to my 'Cleaning Day Power Ballads' playlist and I hope he's enjoying it.
My Bluetooth connected to a car outside my window this morning.
Now a man named Greg is driving to work listening to my 'Cleaning Day Power Ballads' playlist and I hope he's enjoying it.
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