Local Man Outlasted by Automatic Door
In this entirely fictional report, a man spent ten minutes waving at an automatic door that refused to open.
Witnesses say it finally opened, not because of the sensor, but out of pure secondhand embarrassment.
In this entirely fictional report, a man spent ten minutes waving at an automatic door that refused to open.
Witnesses say it finally opened, not because of the sensor, but out of pure secondhand embarrassment.
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