Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Promotion Nobody Wanted
My boss told me I had a lot of potential and that he could really see me going places. I got so excited, I thought I was finally getting that big promotion I'd been working toward for years.
The Bedroom Championship
My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts. I gasp. She gasps.
Snake
Snack. Grow. Try not to crash.
Collect apples and keep your growing snake out of trouble.
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The Universal Bow
What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?
Thor-oughly Disappointed
Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh...
Medical Misconduct
What is it called when sensitive medical information about a very fat patient is disclosed?
Social Media Diagnosis
I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology. I told my doctor, "I think I'm addicted to Twitter."
Typing Speed
Fast fingers. Funny phrases.
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