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Toad's Personality

Toad was always my favorite Mario character

Shocking Repairs

My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances.

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Maze

Maze gameplay preview

Getting lost is half the fun.

Find your way out of a fresh maze before time slips away.

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The Ultimate Introvert

I'm so introverted

The Comma Chameleon

I'll put a comma, after a comma, even if it doesn't need a comma,

A Visionary Breakup

I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye.

Taco Bell Security

If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective,

Thanksgiving Forecast

Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey

Canine Crafts

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

The Vertical High

If short people smoke weed,

The New Privacy Policy

Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy.

The Legal Ace

Why is Phoenix such a great lawyer?

Amazon Asked Me to Write a Review

Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site. I was honest with my review:

Snowman's Inquiry

A snowman rings a doorbell and says, "Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a 'snow blower'"

The Russian Eye Exam

A Russian goes for an eye check up. The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY. Doctor: Can you read this?

Geometry Problems

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

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Typing Speed

Typing Speed gameplay preview

Fast fingers. Funny phrases.

Race the clock while typing words that make you smile.

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Father Christmas

Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!

Jailhouse Nap

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

WebMD Diagnosis

If this post on WebMD is correct,

A Lesson in Humility

Swallow it dammit, it's good for you

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