The Russian Eye Exam
A Russian goes for an eye check up. The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY. Doctor: Can you read this?
Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he's my cousin.
A Russian goes for an eye check up. The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY. Doctor: Can you read this?
Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he's my cousin.
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