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The Dyslexic Agnostic

Ever heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

Age Appropriate

4yo: Raise your hand if you are young. Me: *raises hand. 4yo: No, daddy, not you.

The Burrito Infinite Loop

If you eat your burrito over a tortilla,

Slopes of Failure

Don't invest in skiing companies.

Capital Gains

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

A Grizzly Request

"Bear with me"

The Average Comfort

Heard about the statistician who liked to kick back with his feet in the oven and his head on a bucket of ice?

Swipe Right

I used to have a phone with a really good user interface...

Musical Bathroom

What do you call a piano someone pissed in?

The Library Fire

MAN: Do you have books on fire? LIBRARIAN: Yes, in the Chemistry section

Tech Attraction

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Musical Haunting

The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared in front of my bed.

High Altitude Parenting

It's a comfort knowing Dad is looking down on me,

The Bar Exam

A Guy Walks Into A Bar........ Wait For It........

The Memory Conference

I've just been refused entry to the National Alzheimer's conference.

Bunny Brew

Why do rabbits love beer?

The Aspiring Aviator

My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, "Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you."

Pork Problems

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

Digital Alibis

Sometimes you have to stop tweeting

After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team....

After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team....

A Light Snack

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball