Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Phantom Party
I like to end all my phone calls with "Ok, I'll see you later on at the party!" and then quickly hang up.
My Body Filed a Complaint
I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.
The Frozen Vintage
Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not. Husband: the oven timer just went off.
