Jokes

Skin Deep

If I had to choose one word that encapsulates me,

Slow Printing

Yo mama so fat...

Deep Sleep

To help me get to sleep

Roman Numerals 101

A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says,

Dubstep Valentine

How does Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

Legal Humpty

Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall

Wedding Video Review

A slightly drunk woman is watching TV and yelling at the screen, "Don't go there! Don't go up the stairs! Don't go into the church you dumb bitch!" Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"

A Timeless Tale

Did you hear about the broken watch from the 1800's?

The Mystery of IDK

What does "IDK" mean?

Workplace Inquiries

Apparently googling "how to get suspended with pay" from my work computer

Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar?

Woodstock Memories

40% of Americans over 60 believe...

Froggy Happiness

Why are frogs happy?

Cannibal Cuisine

What is a cannibal's favorite fruit?

Footwear Logistics

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Weekend Recap

Respond to every 'How was your weekend?' today by staring off into the distance...

Play on Words

I really want to come up with a play on words

The Desk Paradox

A clean desk is a sign of...

A Quick Exit

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?