The Millionaire's Secret
Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire!
6 months ago I was a billionaire :(
Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire!
6 months ago I was a billionaire :(
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toucan. Toucan who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Committed. Committed who?
I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.
My friend asked me if I felt like I was getting older, so I told him I’m starting to feel like a rare, historical artifact.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?
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