A Card-Playing Son
My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission.
I guess I'll deal with him later.
My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission.
I guess I'll deal with him later.
Good news for your wallet and bad news for your backyard fantasies: this "Coleman 200FT Lazy River Pool System" is apparently available at Costco. ...
I asked my weather app what the chances of rain were today. It said 0%. I walked outside and immediately got soaked. When I opened the app to complain, it had already updated to say 'Light showers expected earlier today.'
I told my friend I had 10,000 followers and he was really impressed. He asked if I was famous on Instagram or TikTok.
Knock knock. Who's there? Deadline. Deadline who?
Knock knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who?
I tried to take life lessons from a penguin. They're always dressed for success, they never skip leg day, and they somehow thrive in the coldest conditions. I figured if anyone could teach me how to pull myself together, it was them.
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