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The Job Interview

Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Me: "Celebrating the five-year anniversary of you asking me this question."

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Yahtzee

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Let the good rolls roll.

Roll five dice. Pick your holds. Chase a great combo.

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Lost and Found

I'm in a band called Missing Cat.

The Stealthy Barbarian

What do you call a barbarian you can't see?

The Silent Pet

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

A Sightless Stumble

A blind guy walks into a bar...

The Eavesdropper

I overheard two female coworkers say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.

Narcoleptic Dreams

Follow your dreams.

The Claustrophobic Astronaut

Why did the claustrophobic astronaut quit NASA?

The Seer's Struggle

Tom got a backache from working as a seer.

Safe Bet

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

Bad Dating Advice

*watching Dateline*

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Blackjack

Blackjack gameplay preview

A little hit-or-stand suspense.

Play for fun. Take on the dealer and aim for 21.

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A Polite Group

What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it "an apology"?

Peter Pan

Peter Pan escaped the adult world...

Mathematical Architecture

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

Sign Language

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Prehistoric Wanderer

What do you call a nomadic caveman?

The Fruit Casserole

Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole.

Modern Priorities

Thank god I have the newest, fastest iPhone

The Math Teacher

Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?

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