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The Dictionary Thief

Someone stole my thesaurus. I have no words for how angry I am.

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Shocking Kitchen Advice

If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife?

By Chuckles
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Apologies your honor

[slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat]

By Chuckles
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The Never-Ending Question

4-year-old: Tell me a scary story! Me: One time little people popped out of your mom and they never stopped asking questions.

By Chuckles
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Small Business Advice

If you want to set up and run a small company...

By Chuckles
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My Wife made me choose between her, and my Love of Pointing out Doors

"If you want to leave" I told her,

By Chuckles
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Poaching Problems

My niece was fired from the chicken farm today

By Chuckles
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Patriotic Sneeze

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

By Chuckles
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The GPS Argument

My GPS and I got into an argument. I said "I know a shortcut." She said "Recalculating."

By LaughParty
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Mathematical Pastry

How do you tell the circumference of a pecan

By Chuckles
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The Honest President

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

By Chuckles
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Hardware Issues

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

By Chuckles
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The Broken Pencil

I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil.

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The Adobe Friend

"Hey, wanna hangout?" "Later." "Now?" "No, later" "How about now?" "Jesus christ."

By Chuckles
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The Grilled Defense

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

By Chuckles
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Habitual Quitter

Quitting smoking is really easy.

By Chuckles
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The Leg Length Requirement

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

By Chuckles
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A Nutty Crime

In the news, two nuts walked through Central Park today...

By Chuckles
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A Sewing Mishap

Today i made a mistake while sewing.

By Chuckles
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