The GPS Argument
My GPS and I got into an argument. I said "I know a shortcut." She said "Recalculating."
Twenty minutes later, I was in a cornfield and she said "Arriving at destination." I think she is trying to tell me something.
My GPS and I got into an argument. I said "I know a shortcut." She said "Recalculating."
Twenty minutes later, I was in a cornfield and she said "Arriving at destination." I think she is trying to tell me something.
I was very upset when my wife told me our son wasn't mine.
I spent all weekend watching tutorial videos, carefully measuring twice, and selecting the perfect tools before tackling my first home improvement project.
Where do lizards go after their tail falls off?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Snooze. Snooze who?
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Knock knock. Who's there? Dinner. Dinner who?
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