The GPS Argument
My GPS and I got into an argument. I said "I know a shortcut." She said "Recalculating."
Twenty minutes later, I was in a cornfield and she said "Arriving at destination." I think she is trying to tell me something.
My GPS and I got into an argument. I said "I know a shortcut." She said "Recalculating."
Twenty minutes later, I was in a cornfield and she said "Arriving at destination." I think she is trying to tell me something.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?
Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
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