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The Shuffle Shuffle

Anyone got a 10 year old daughter I could introduce as mine?

Extraterrestrial Networking

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Two Left Paws

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

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Cannon

Cannon gameplay preview

Aim high. Laugh at the misses.

Choose your angle and power. Land the perfect shot.

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Celebrity Status

The new fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy

The Password Requirements

My bank asked me to create a password with at least 8 characters, one uppercase, one lowercase, a number, a special character, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a unicorn.

A Mushroom Walks Into A Bar

A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."

The Stick Shift Redux

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

The Ice Cream Incident

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

A Frighteningly Bossy Encounter

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

The Raining Champion

I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather.

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Blackjack

Blackjack gameplay preview

A little hit-or-stand suspense.

Play for fun. Take on the dealer and aim for 21.

Play Blackjack

A Colorful Mystery

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Canned Commuters

What did the sardine call the submarine?

The Cheese Factory Tour

I went on a tour of a cheese factory last week.

A Sudden Realization

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.

Tattoo Regret Perspective

Whenever I have a bad day,

Financial Advice

Have you ever seen those "Give a penny, take a penny" things at convenience stores???

The Dapper Detective

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

A Smooth Operator

I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator.

The Stationary Swing

Describing a chair:

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