A Mushroom Walks Into A Bar
A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says: "Why not man? I really am a FunGi."
A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says: "Why not man? I really am a FunGi."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?
An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.
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